WE DON'T EXIST RECORDS

Oilman turned record mogul, The Boss Hog is notorious for his signature 'blood ink' artist signing pen and crocodile skin underwear. With only a few bill-chunks (billions) to his name and a handful of incredibly productive oil fields, 16 year old Chester stormed the music industry like he used to do to his grand-pappy's moonshine hidey-hole beneath the floorboards. His favourite album is 'The Fate of Ophelia' by The Taylor Carpenter Massacre. 

The beloved adoptive son of The Boss Hog (Chester does not have a bossin' sperm count) Blake does cocaine all the time. When he does decide to come to the office you can often find Blake standing over a crackling fireplace with a glass of scotch,  eyes like the endless void, plotting to usurp his father by any means necessary. 

With ears as sharp as an axe, our Head of Cashing Cheques and Snapping Necks is known to keep the heads of artists who don't sign with us in his freezer - next to the sorbet.